--------------- :Script for Making Fun of the Math Teacher:-----------------
-Written by tgthewriter1.
-Directed by MagicFool64.
-Payment was about 24 usd.
-Changed the title to Making Fun of the Math Teacher on 11/19/18.
-------------The Script (redcap episode 1)---------------
Episode 1: Part 1
Redcap Teaches Middle School Math
Today, was just like any other day. It was going to be a normal 9-5 work day. I was prepared for the same boring routine. But, there was one student that tried to make my day unpleasant.
-Time: 12:00p, Day: Monday
Redcap: Good morning class.
Students: Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Redcap: It is good to hear students excited about math.
Students: ...........................................
Redcap: uhhhhhhhhh.......ok.
Redcap: I hope everyone is prepared for today’s lesson on basic Algebra.
Redcap: I want you guys to turn to page 67 in your textbook.
Students: ...............................................
Josh: (I’m going to annoy this boring teacher.)
Josh decideds to throw a paper airplane to another student. Redcap does not notice the plane because she was looking at the textbook on her desk.
Students: ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
Redcap: What is so funny.
Students:..............................................
Recap: ok I guess nothing was funny.
Redcap: The first thing that we are going to talk about today is the X and Y variable in algebra.
Redcap: Who knows the X and Y variable of algebra?
Students: ..........................................................
Josh: I know what the X and Y variable are used for.
Redcap: Ok, what is it used for.
Josh: It is used for.
Josh: it is used for.
Josh: It is used for
Josh: It is used for.
Josh: It is used for X and Y.
Redcap: (this kid is trying to annoy me, I need to keep my cool.)
Redcap: What is your name?
Josh: Josh
Recap: Well Josh can you explain more.
Josh: Well.....you see.
Josh: you just have to......well....you
Josh: wait let me think for a minute
Students: hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Recap: don’t laugh, josh is trying to anwser the question.
Josh: uhhhhhhhhhh
Josh: It is X and Y and it is letters for math.
Redcap: well...that is not the accurate definition but it is close enough.
Students: (small laughter)
Redcap: Ok, I will write some examples on the board.
Redcap writes the X variable on the blackboard in a equation.
Redcap: 6x + 5 equals Y.
Redcap: Now we use the X and Y varible in math equations to solve possible outcomes.
-Josh Decides to throw a paperplane at the teacher while the teracher writes on the black board.
Redcap: ..............................................
Redcap: ..............................................
Students: hahahahahahahahahah
Redcap: Ok
Redcap: who threw this uhhhhhh paper plane at the teacher.
Redcap: who threw it.
Students: ...........................................
Josh: (It was me you stupid bitch.)
Students: ........................................
-Recap looks at students very slowly. She wonders who would be stupide enough to give her a hard time. She decides that she let it go for now,.
Redcap: fine.
Redcap. Fine.
Redcap: Like I was saying about the two variables in algebra.
Redcap: We use the X and Y variable to determine the possible outcomes of an equation.
Redcap: In this equation of 6x + 5 equals Y, X equals 1 and Y equals 2.
Redcap: So what we have to do in order to solve this variable equation.
Redcap: We have to plug in the Variables of X and Y.
Redcap: Since we know the variables of X and Y.
Redcap: we write the equation like........................
Josh: CHYEEEAAAAAHHHH
Redcap: ......................................
Redcap: we write the equation like.................
Josh: Cheyeah Cheyeah
-Redcap turns around to see the person who said the word cheyeah. She starts feel a little hot headed. She is beggining to think that somebody in the math class does not like her.
Redcap: ok
Redcap: like I was saying
Redcap: we would write the equation like ......................
Josh: Cheyeah, Cheyeah, Cheyeah
Redcap: (who the fuck is doing that, ok i need to calm down.)
-Redcap breathes in and then decides to turn around to the class.
Recap: who keeps interupting class.
Students: ahahahahahahahahahah
Redcap: SHUT UP, who keeps interupting class. Tell me now.
Students: ...........................................................
Students: ................................................
Redcap: well................
Students: .........................
Redcap: no one wants to say huh
Redcap: I am going to continue teaching, if i catch the person that keeps interupting class, I will punish them severely,
Redcap: At this middle school I have the right to punish a student that is mis behaving if I catch them in the act.
Redcap: i will catch you whoever you are
Students: ..........................................
Redcap: now where was I
Redcap: Once we input the vaules of X and Y into the equation.
Redcap: we can determine a possible outcome for the equation.
Redcap: we........................
-Josh decides to throw a paper airplane at the teacher. But, the teacher has secretly decided to turn her recording function on her cell phone on. She pretending like she was checking her messages and decided to turn on the video recording function and make the lighting dim so the other students wouldnt notice.
Redcap: ...................................
Student: ahhahahahahahahahahaha
Redcap: ahahahahahahahahahah
Redcap: you know whats funny about this paper plane.
Students: ..............................................
Redcap: I know who did this.
Redcap: I had my recording function turned on with my cell phone.
Josh: (oohhhh shiit)
Redcap: You
Josh: me
Redcap: yes you
Redcap: come to the front of the class.
Josh: it wasn’t me.
Josh: it wasn’t me.
-Josh begins sweating and feel his head get hot.
Josh: no,
Redcap: no, well I see you on my cellphone recording throwing a paper plane.
Josh: uhhhhhh so what.
Redcap: so what.
Redcap: so what.
Redcap: so get your ass up here so you can be punished.
Josh:....................................................
Students: hahahahahhahahahahhaha
-Josh slowly walks to the front of the classroom.
Josh: Look I am really sorry and I........................
-Redcap hits josh with the blackboard before josh can finish the sentence.
Redcap: Now get the hell out my classroom, NOW.
-Josh looks at the teacher and then walks out the classroom with a sad look on his face.
THE END
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