--------------- :Script for Making Fun of the Math Teacher:-----------------
-Written by tgthewriter1.
-Directed by MagicFool64.
-Payment was about 24 usd.
-Changed the title to Making Fun of the Math Teacher on 11/19/18.
-------------The Script (redcap episode 1)---------------
Episode 1: Part 1
Redcap Teaches Middle School Math
Today, was just like any other day. It was going to be a normal 9-5 work day. I was prepared for the same boring routine. But, there was one student that tried to make my day unpleasant.
-Time: 12:00p, Day: Monday
Redcap: Good morning class.
Students: Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Redcap: It is good to hear students excited about math.
Students: ...........................................
Redcap: uhhhhhhhhh.......ok.
Redcap: I hope everyone is prepared for today’s lesson on basic Algebra.
Redcap: I want you guys to turn to page 67 in your textbook.
Students: ...............................................
Josh: (I’m going to annoy this boring teacher.)
Josh decideds to throw a paper airplane to another student. Redcap does not notice the plane because she was looking at the textbook on her desk.
Students: ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
Redcap: What is so funny.
Students:..............................................
Recap: ok I guess nothing was funny.
Redcap: The first thing that we are going to talk about today is the X and Y variable in algebra.
Redcap: Who knows the X and Y variable of algebra?
Students: ..........................................................
Josh: I know what the X and Y variable are used for.
Redcap: Ok, what is it used for.
Josh: It is used for.
Josh: it is used for.
Josh: It is used for
Josh: It is used for.
Josh: It is used for X and Y.
Redcap: (this kid is trying to annoy me, I need to keep my cool.)
Redcap: What is your name?
Josh: Josh
Recap: Well Josh can you explain more.
Josh: Well.....you see.
Josh: you just have to......well....you
Josh: wait let me think for a minute
Students: hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Recap: don’t laugh, josh is trying to anwser the question.
Josh: uhhhhhhhhhh
Josh: It is X and Y and it is letters for math.
Redcap: well...that is not the accurate definition but it is close enough.
Students: (small laughter)
Redcap: Ok, I will write some examples on the board.
Redcap writes the X variable on the blackboard in a equation.
Redcap: 6x + 5 equals Y.
Redcap: Now we use the X and Y varible in math equations to solve possible outcomes.
-Josh Decides to throw a paperplane at the teacher while the teracher writes on the black board.
Redcap: ..............................................
Redcap: ..............................................
Students: hahahahahahahahahah
Redcap: Ok
Redcap: who threw this uhhhhhh paper plane at the teacher.
Redcap: who threw it.
Students: ...........................................
Josh: (It was me you stupid bitch.)
Students: ........................................
-Recap looks at students very slowly. She wonders who would be stupide enough to give her a hard time. She decides that she let it go for now,.
Redcap: fine.
Redcap. Fine.
Redcap: Like I was saying about the two variables in algebra.
Redcap: We use the X and Y variable to determine the possible outcomes of an equation.
Redcap: In this equation of 6x + 5 equals Y, X equals 1 and Y equals 2.
Redcap: So what we have to do in order to solve this variable equation.
Redcap: We have to plug in the Variables of X and Y.
Redcap: Since we know the variables of X and Y.
Redcap: we write the equation like........................
Josh: CHYEEEAAAAAHHHH
Redcap: ......................................
Redcap: we write the equation like.................
Josh: Cheyeah Cheyeah
-Redcap turns around to see the person who said the word cheyeah. She starts feel a little hot headed. She is beggining to think that somebody in the math class does not like her.
Redcap: ok
Redcap: like I was saying
Redcap: we would write the equation like ......................
Josh: Cheyeah, Cheyeah, Cheyeah
Redcap: (who the fuck is doing that, ok i need to calm down.)
-Redcap breathes in and then decides to turn around to the class.
Recap: who keeps interupting class.
Students: ahahahahahahahahahah
Redcap: SHUT UP, who keeps interupting class. Tell me now.
Students: ...........................................................
Students: ................................................
Redcap: well................
Students: .........................
Redcap: no one wants to say huh
Redcap: I am going to continue teaching, if i catch the person that keeps interupting class, I will punish them severely,
Redcap: At this middle school I have the right to punish a student that is mis behaving if I catch them in the act.
Redcap: i will catch you whoever you are
Students: ..........................................
Redcap: now where was I
Redcap: Once we input the vaules of X and Y into the equation.
Redcap: we can determine a possible outcome for the equation.
Redcap: we........................
-Josh decides to throw a paper airplane at the teacher. But, the teacher has secretly decided to turn her recording function on her cell phone on. She pretending like she was checking her messages and decided to turn on the video recording function and make the lighting dim so the other students wouldnt notice.
Redcap: ...................................
Student: ahhahahahahahahahahaha
Redcap: ahahahahahahahahahah
Redcap: you know whats funny about this paper plane.
Students: ..............................................
Redcap: I know who did this.
Redcap: I had my recording function turned on with my cell phone.
Josh: (oohhhh shiit)
Redcap: You
Josh: me
Redcap: yes you
Redcap: come to the front of the class.
Josh: it wasn’t me.
Josh: it wasn’t me.
-Josh begins sweating and feel his head get hot.
Josh: no,
Redcap: no, well I see you on my cellphone recording throwing a paper plane.
Josh: uhhhhhh so what.
Redcap: so what.
Redcap: so what.
Redcap: so get your ass up here so you can be punished.
Josh:....................................................
Students: hahahahahhahahahahhaha
-Josh slowly walks to the front of the classroom.
Josh: Look I am really sorry and I........................
-Redcap hits josh with the blackboard before josh can finish the sentence.
Redcap: Now get the hell out my classroom, NOW.
-Josh looks at the teacher and then walks out the classroom with a sad look on his face.
THE END
Scene 3 (girls talking in cell)
Chi chi: yeah, so why are we here
Videl: I dont know. We need better food
Chi chi: but look where it got us
Chi chi: we wanted more but now we are hungry
Videl: yes my stomach is so empty. (Videl rubs her stomach) , (videl stomach growls) .
Videl: it makes me think, maybe I have always been empty
Bulma: what yoou mean?, empty, your taslking crazy
Videl: crazy, shit, im so hungry i can’t even think (her stomach growls) (she rubs it)
Videl: I want food more than anything else
Bulma: food is like something for our body right
Videl: yes, but our body is never full
Bulma: chi chi\
Chi chi: aaahhh what…………I can barely hear my stomach, (she rubs her tummy and hear her stomach growl)
Bulma: chi chi
Chi chi: (stomach is so empty, I can’t think right now)
Bulma: what
CHi Chi: i cant think, maybe our wanting more is what is killing us.
Bulma: well....... Wanting is what got us here
Bulma: wanting is what got us here
Bulma: wanting is what got us here
Bulma: it’s what got us lock up in first place.
Videl: wanting is what got us here
Videl: wanting is what got us here
Videl: here we are about to die,
Videl: because we wanted more
Bulma: my stomach is always hungry, my tummy is always empty (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Bulma: why are we here, i mean dont we have enough stuff
Bulma: dont we have enough uhhhhh, material shit
Bulma: we are dying, none of the material shit matters now,
Videl: my stomach is making me think the same thing
Videl: i mean, maybe if decided we didnt want everything we would have been better off. Look what our want is costing us.
Chi chi: our want.....our want means nothing, if we want.....
Chi chi: if we want everything, like
Chi chi: we will end up with nothing
Videl: im not sure about anything anymore, all i know is that wanting is causing me more pain than i thought.,
Videl: when i was a child i wanted a few things,
Videl: a few things.........
Videl: now, at the time when my tummy is feeling so dry, i feel that...........(all the girls rub eachother stomachs after hearing them all growl)
Chi chi: feel what
Videl: i feel that me wanting alot of things is bad
Videl: very bad
Bulma: i suppose if we wanted a few things we wouldnt be here
Bulma: almost starving to death,, my hungry stomach makes me realize that, that, me wanting alot of things is killing me (she touches her belly) (stomach growls)
Bulma: my stomach is in much pain that i, only want one thing now and thats food
Bulma: i dont want cars, i dont want clothes, i dont want to be popular
Bulma; i bet if I only wanted a few things i wouldnt be so sad
Bulma: i wouldnt be so unsatisfied
Videl: we chose to be here because we wanted too many things
Videl
ur greed was the key to this prison.
Videl: its our punishment, to have are tummies ripped open
Videl: too many things that did not matter to begin with
Videl: (too many, too much, too much stuff, caused us pain )
Chi Chi: aaawwww fuck
-suddenly a guard walk over to the cage and talks to the dragon ball z girls.
Guard: having fun ladies
Videl: noooo, let us out here
Chi Chi: please
Bulma: yeah pretty please
Guard: uhhhhhhh
Guard: no, hahahahahahahah
Guard: you bitches are geting what you deserve
Guard: think about all the lives you ruined with your wants
Guard; wants for material objects, wants for expensive shit, wants for an expensive unearned lifestyle
Bulma: i just want to kick your ass for putting us in here
Guard: well tuff tiddy bitch
Bulma: bitch, aaaaahahahahahahahaah
Bulma: oooohhhhh my stomach, fuck (gowling) (she rubs her tummy slowly)
Guard: hahahahahahahaahahahhaa
-the guard walks away. The girls watch him walk away and then they here the television turn on AGAIN.
The white mask: ladies, how do you feel
White mask: do you feel tired, hungry, do you feel famished
White mask: so have you figured it out yet...........
Chi chi: aaaaaaa what, figured what out
White mask: the meaning of life, have you figured it out
Ch CHi: the meaning of life, is that why we are here
Chi chi: with our tummies hanging in and shit (all stomachs growl, each girls rubs their tummy)
CHi chi: go fuck your self, thats the meaning of life
White mask: thats the wrong answer, give me the right one
White mask: or you will die here
White mask: no more sunny days, no more shopping
White mask: no more, ooooooo look at me im so pretty, look at me
White mask: look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me
White mask: figure it out ladies, or die here,
White mask: ahahahahahahahahahahahahga
White mask: its time to move to phase two, lets make this more interesting, move all the girls to building zero holding cell
Guard: yes sir
-the guard takes the girls out of the cells and move them to building zero......all the girls meet eachother for the first time.
Scene 4 (the girls are pushed in the same room)
-the girls see eachother for the first time, in hold up, they enter a giant glass room with a big tv in the middle, \
Videl: how did you guys get here?
Blossom; we signed up for this experiment to make some money
Raven: and you ended up here right, yeah we did too
Videl: got any food, we are so hungry (she rubs her tummy as it growls)
Starfire; yeah im thinking about eating one of you
All: ahahahahahah ooooowowowowowowowowowowww, shit
Starfire: so how we get out?
Raven: we have to find the meaning of life, is that what they told you guys
ALL: they nodd their head
Chi chi: fuck im hungry., so very hungry, how the fuck we get out of here
Chichi:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raven: hey calm your ass down, we all hungry
Raven: so what we know so far.....
Bubbles: aaaahahahahahahahahahahahhah my stomach hurts too much (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Buttercup: i will shut het up, keep talking
Buttercup, punches bubbles in the mouth to shut her up
Videl: I’ll lead the conversation
Videl: so....all we know so far is that the meaning of life, is uhhhhhh
Buttercup: the meaning life is my ass
Videl: this is serious, how we gonna get out of here, if we dont know
Videl: I for one am tired of being hungry, like fuck (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Vidl: any ideas anybody have ideas
CHi CHi: im too hungry too think
Videl: look put your stomach aside, if you don’t think, we are all dead
(SIDE NOTE: If you don’t think you are very much so dead. You don’t believe in something you will believe in anything.)
Sapphire : this is bullshit, how we suppose to know
Videl: maybe we should start with a postive attitude or solutions
Sapphire; hmmmmmmmmm
Buttercup: the meaning of life is fuk............uhhhhhh
Buttercup; to have a bunch of stuff
Blossom: nooo, that is what got us here, starving to death with our stomachs all sore and shit, we need another answer
Bubble: she right
Raven: maybe there is no point to life
Raven: we all gona die anyway
Videl; how can you say that
Videl: why don’t you just kill your self, if that’s what you believe
Raven: well maybe I will
Videl: then do it
-the girls then stare at raven and wonder if she has the balls to kill herself
Raven: (thinking hard, knew, she couldn’t do it, she wants to live, )
Raven: I can’t do it,
Videl: yeah, I knew it, if you believe that you would have just killed yourself
Videl: you got to stop[p telling yourself things to be finished quickly, I mean do you want your life to be ended quickly,
SIDE NOTE: If you want to be finished with life quickly, do things quickly, but you will die quickly.
Videl: stop rushing this,
Videl: anybody else
Bubbles; maybe the meaning of life is to have alot of money
Bubbles: money does make the world go around right.
Bubbles: right
Blossom: my stomach runs on food not money, I would rather have food than money, money does not keep me alive, I know that now (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Blossom: it’s a shame I only realize that at the point when I’m about to die...
Sapphire: so......
Blossom: I’m not finished
sapphire: .................fuck me.............(my stomach growls) (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Blossom: ok, like I was saying, fuck I’m hungry (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Blossom: maybe the point of life is to eat and eat and die.
Bubbles: that’s, stupid
Bubbles: if that’s the point of life then
Raven: then all we should do in life is eat, now that sounds boring
Bubbles: I suppose
Blossom: well I’m probably wrong, shit I cant think straight on a empty stomach (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Stapphire: how are we suppose to find the meaning of life when we can’t think on a empty stomach
Raven: I don’t know but, if we don’t figure out something
Raven: we will be stuck here forever
Chi chi: forever, where is a hero when you need one
Blossom: look we got to figure this question out, let’s stop wondering off and focus
Chi chi: my stomach is just too hungry, count me out of this (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Blossom: stupid bitch
Chi chi: .........................
Chi chi: .........................fuck you
Buttercup: ok, I have an idea
Buttercup: what if the point of life is tooo be good all the time
Videl: nooo, that gets boring after awile,
VIdel: besides how can anyone be good, all the time
Bubbles: I can
Videl: so you always tell the truth, cause once you lie your not a good person anymore,
Bubbles: well shit it’s hard not to lie, I mean if not lie, then maybe we could could be all good
Videl: so being good can’t be the point of life, because it’s boring and hard to do
Blossom: you know every since I ben starving in this place
Blossom: my stomach has been making me think some evil things
Sapphire: like what
Blossom: like I’m thinking about eating one of you because I’m so hungry., my tummy is just is such such hungynesssss, im hungry
Buttercup: we are all hungry, what you mean evil thoughts that’s not like you (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Blosssom: look things in our lives have not been going well therefore, we have evil thoughts right now.
Blossom: and the hunger is making it worse, making me think of some evil thoughts, such as stealing, or killing one of you.
Blossom: I did not have these thoughts until i was hungry
Blossom: hunger, our stomach is very evil, it’s never full and when it’s hungry it tries to persuade us to do evil acts, do any of you feel like doing something bad.
Raven: yes, I’m thinking about killing one of you, or killing myself, my stomach is making me think evil things (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Bulma: mine too, I did not have these thoughts until my stomach was starving........this stomach is turning us into something,,,,,,bad (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Bubbles: yes, me too, like I want to eat one of you to stop me from being hungry, and stuff.
Videl: I too have evil thoughts, I believe it was caused from this stomach, I use to think about gohan, my late husband, alot, but because I ben so hungry lately, I haven’t been thinking about him. (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Videl: my tummy is so empty that I’m only thinking of myself, I mean there has to be more to life then my stomach, more to life then having a bunch of stuff. (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Blossom: I mean I think I get what your saying,
Blossom: like uhhhhhhh......
Raven: like our stomaCH IS NEVER FULL , it hungers on and on for eternity..,.... (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Raven: our stomach is never fulll, what’s the point of feeding it alot, when it will never be full, its like,,,,,hmmmmmmmmmmmm (she rubs) (her stomach growls)
Bulma: its like what’s the point of having alot if we will never be full, is there a point to us having alot, I mean who designed our tummy to be like this and why
Bulma: fuck.........I’m gona kill that white mask guy my stomach is so hungry,,, fuck
Blossom: who designed our stomach to always be hungry, who designed this for us....good point
Blossom: they say it was god or some spiritual force, or maybe many gods........hard to say now,,,,,they dont teach us magic anymore......, which some say comes from the gods,,,,,so basically,,,,,its hard for us to know,,,,you know,,,,,,
Videl: maybe the point of life is too control our hunger to have more then we need, or we will become something ugly
Videl: something ugly, maybe a beast that is never satisfied, the more and more, and more, and more,,,,,even if we have to kill someone in the process
Bubbles: something ugly
Bubbles: something ugly,,,hmmmmmmm
Buttercup: ok, so what we know is that our stomach, our greed for making us want more, our hunger for more and more, is what making us worse and worse..........i think we getting close to the point of life.
-the girls are now starting to realize that hunger is what is killing them, maybe they will soon find the point of life.....maybe....I mean do we ever have enough, it seems we always run out, don’t we......hmmmmmm
Sapphire: ok so we have to beat our stomach somehow, but how can we beat something that is never full\
Raven\: by telling it, that we are not gonna feed it what it wants until we feel like it, or can
Raven: what does this have to do with the point of life.
Raven: I mean you know, like what
Sapphire: hello, the reason we signed up for this stupid experiment is because we wanted more then we had, what we had was shit, but it was enough to get us by.,
Videl: if we continue to want more and more, we will never be satisfied.....maybe the point of life is to not want everything, or =you will be unsatisfied.
Blossom: i think that’s a good ANWSER To the meaning of life, I mean, if we wanted only a few things, we wouldn’t be here in the first place, ok that’s what we will tell him.,
-the tv comes on and the white mask decides to speak...........
White mask: so ladies,,,,,i mean girls,,,,,hahahaahahah, more like crack heads,,,, hahahhahhaha
White mask: have you found the answer to the meaning of life....
Videl: yes, we have found the answer to it, the meaning of life is to not want everything you see or you will turn into something ugly and be unsatisfied.
White mask: hmmmmmm i suppose, ..........................
White mask: ...........................
White mask; I suppose your answer is correct.
White mask: guards take the girls to the top floor to meet me
Guard: yes sir, will do
-guard takes girls up to the top floor of the building in the middle, the guards also give the girls some hot dogs
White mask; so girls, have you realized that what is killing you is really your stomach, it’s not more than that, you girls realize that, (they rubs) (they hear stomach growls)
Videl: we do, but, why did you have to starve us and make us talk about it
White mask; well,
White mask; the world is shit right now, people doing things just so they can have more and more,,,
White mask: It sickens me
White mask: like they say they love you, but for most , its only when you have something to offer
White mask: and it seems like no matter how much stuff you obtain, it’s just never enough stuff to satisfy you, hunger is what kills you, is what really kills you.
White mask; most people think that if they have more it will make them happy, but the truth is, the only thing that makes you happy is doing things that make you happy for yourself or someone else,
White mask: buying stuff does not make you happy, it’s just a temporary fix for why you don’t have the balls to wear what you want to wear or do what you want to do,
White mask: hunger is what kills all of us......we do not need to have a bunch of stuff to be happy, these things will never make us happy,
White mask: WHEN THE world realizes this, the bad things that people do to people will stop, it will all stop if we stop wanting to have more and more,
White mask: we don’t need everything girls, to be happy, that was the lesson I was trying to teach you girls..........hunger will only bring you more pain and sadness. Want nothing more, than a few things,
White mask; I do not know who created us,,,,,shit we dont even teach this anymore..........but who ever created us.....wants us, to fight our hunger or we will all die.....at least that’s what I believe. ..................am I right ,,,I do not know..........but.....but it makes me happy every day....you know.......makes me want to get up and deal with whatever shit I’m gonna HAVE TO DEAL WITH......MAKES ME SMILE WHEN IM BROKE............ “)
Videl: yeah I suppose, your right,
-the girls say their good bye and leave.....all but one.............videl stayed behind.
Videl: what you look like
WHite mask: took his mask off and behind was a young man with a pretty face.....
Videl: why did you wear a mask
White mask: because i wanted people to like me for me, not for what i look like i can do for the world
WHite mask: im going to send each of you girls 2000 dollars, because, hunger is what kills me too, I have to give extra money away or invest with it, or I will become evil too.
Videl: hunger is what kills you, (videl smiles)
White mask: that’s right, hunger is what kills me too, even though I’m rich,
-the girls go back home and decided to be happy with what they have, a picture of the building is shown, then the clouds is shown again at the sunset,
THE END